#new type of guy just dropped

[foolishlyfoolishfools]

godot aceattorney is a completely different breed of Guy

[muffintonic]

I can’t believe Guy just gave up on getting out of the Gerudo Desert between BOTW and TOTK and just lives here now.

[magentagalaxies]

sometimes i'll exhibit a behaviour so peculiar that i just have to step outside myself for a second and go "new type of guy just dropped"

[wild-moss-art]

guy who wears art glove like a bracelent

[terezisexbuttpyrope]

i love him your honour

[ankylosaurusthesaurus]

looked into this guy to find that this is in fact normal for him

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

[mammomlette]

People don’t talk about MC needing to wear a magical ring to not accidentally yk cause NATURAL DISASTERS with their powers??? Not only accidentally but without realising???

Diavolo or smthn is asking too much of MC or being a bit too annoying and their other hand slowly drifts towards the ring and they hold onto it while maintaining dead eye contact. Like continue to piss me off hoe I’ll blink and blow a hole in your castle idk

Obv they never do it (or do they?) but the threat is there and it’s a risk dia (or whoever but I’m using dia) can’t take

[solar-halos]

i need to read more big girl books

[crystallakec]

unfollow me right now because invincible season 2 teaser trailer just dropped and I'm afraid of the person I'm going to be for the. next 3 weeks

[faggotry-enjoyer]

[ID: Lisa Simpson staring at a plate in disbelief and horror. /end ID]

Two Plates, Three Jews

One night, my friend Josh was insisting that keeping kosher cutlery and dishware is actually a very easy task. Our other friend Hao and I were nodding along until he exclaimed “This is why you only have two plates!”

“Two plates?” I clarified, distracted from the task of subtly trying to pick out a hair from my hand. Hao sat up from where I’d stacked pillows from him, sending them all to the ground. “Like you only have two plates?”

“Uh, yeah,” Josh shook his head like I was stupid. (And to be honest I am but for reasons separate from this conversation. ) “Two plates. Two forks. Two knives. That’s all you need for your life.”

Hao and I stared at each other. We shared a look encompassing what I can only describe as complete horror, comprehension, and the tiny feeling of being a bit impressed.

Josh pointed to the two cupboards in his tiny student kitchen, side by side. “That’s my dairy one,” He pointed to the left. “That’s my meat one,”

“Ha, ha.” Hao said, still a bit horrified. “Your meat”

We approached the cabinets tentatively. I can’t describe to you how hilarious it is to open them side by side and just in each of them, see a singular plate, fork and knife sitting forlorn like lonely soldiers.

“I really, really” Josh insisted as we turned to stare at him in wonder. “Don’t see what the big deal is.”

[mellomadness]

I just fell down a rabbit hole about (legal) body disposal and part of me is so anxious wishing I could tell the FBI agent monitoring my internet searches that I’m just morbidly curious and I’m not planning on dying anytime soon (or planning anything ELSE, for that matter)

[mutedeclipse]

I watched a friend play namco high and went insane heres anti-bravoman i made a b-line to draw him with fucked up and evil hamburger helper and ended up here

[moe-broey]

Pen tests....

[kid-sid]

Queen baby

[ravenkings]

scream

[carcarrot]

forgot to tell you all i picked up a copy of acting very strange on vinyl when i was on vacation. i couldnt resist fuckhands mcmike